I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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