Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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