i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Randomize
