I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Randomize
