i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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