i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
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I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
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Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
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