I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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