i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
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i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
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HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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