Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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