do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
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I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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