I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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