doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
True but thats because hes a fetus.
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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