Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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