Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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