In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
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