I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
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Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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