it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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