went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
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i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
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the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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