Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
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You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
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You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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