weddingsv make me drug and hornr
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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