people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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