Who wears a wallet chain?!
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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