theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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