I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
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I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
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I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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