Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
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The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
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Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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