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It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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