So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
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I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
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I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
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