I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
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She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
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Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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