so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
two words...techno handjob
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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