in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Also, beer. Big fan.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
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