you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
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just found out that she named her cat after me.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
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how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
How does it feel to date your dad?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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