Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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