i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
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6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
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After tacos, we're chasing women.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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