Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
she told me i tasted like america
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
40s are totally the cure
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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