Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
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