do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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