Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
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