my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
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He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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