Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
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the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
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You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
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