Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
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I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
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Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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