She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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