Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
