Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
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im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Are my feet made of real feet?
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
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HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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