just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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