wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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