I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
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college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
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Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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