i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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