she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
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Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
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Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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