Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
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for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
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Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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