i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I want to fling myself into the sun
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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