please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
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