What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
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How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
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Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
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