apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
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She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
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Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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