Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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