normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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