Me too!
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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