tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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