piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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