He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Bring me that man meat
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Randomize
